Today, Alexis decided she wanted to make lunch for the kids while they swam. She pulled out some deli meat from the fridge.
"Ew. Mom this is so old. It's been in the fridge for like 10 years!!!!"
"Alexis, we haven't even lived here for 10 years."
"I know. It just means it's really old." (as she skips her little plates outside)
Wonder wear she got that from. Someone AMAZING...right? Someone, who has mastered the art of exaggeration to the point that everyone who knows her says "Get to the point!"
Well, friends, I've created another monster.
